At Conspiracy Board Sports, we bring professional gear care directly to you with our mobile service. From sharp edges and smooth bases to fast, long-lasting glide, every tune is designed to keep your gear performing at its best. We exclusively use MountainFlow’s plant-based wax, ensuring each service is both high-quality and sustainable. Whether you need a quick wax, a full repair, or the complete package, our goal is to give you confidence on the mountain and peace of mind knowing your ride is ready for anything. (All Services include the IR Wax)
UFO Glide (Waxing Service)
Take your glide to another dimension with UFO Glide, our waxing service that feels out of this world. We use infrared waxing to infuse MountainFlow’s plant-based formula deep into your bases, giving your board longer-lasting speed with every run.
Why MountainFlow? Because unlike petroleum waxes that pollute the snowpack and waterways, MountainFlow is made from 100% plant-based ingredients, is biodegradable and non-toxic, and performs as fast as conventional wax. Sustainability isn’t an afterthought here — it’s the whole mission.
With UFO Glide, you get a faster ride, longer-lasting performance, and peace of mind knowing your wax keeps the mountain as clean as the day it froze.
Yeti’s Bite (Edge Tuning Service)
Feel the bite of a mythical beast with Yeti’s Bite, our precision edge tuning service. Each tune is tailored to the manufacturer’s factory edge angles to preserve the performance your board or skis were built for. The tip and tail are carefully hand-detuned, giving you smooth edge transfer that feels natural in every turn.
This service is all about balance: sharp, reliable edges that hold firm on ice, paired with a forgiving feel that keeps your ride fluid and controlled. With Yeti’s Bite, your edges stay true, your ride stays smooth, and the mountain stays wild. (All Services include the IR Wax)
Flat Earth…Bases (Base Repair Service)
Your base takes a beating from rocks, branches, and core shots that leave it looking rough and riding slow. That is where Flat Earth…Bases comes in. We repair scratches, gouges, and core shots by carefully filling in and smoothing out your base with high quality repair material.
The result is a base that feels flatter, rides faster, and glides like it was new again. By restoring structure and filling in the gaps, this service brings back both performance and durability. You can spend less time worrying about your gear and more time riding. (All Services include the IR Wax)
The Grand Conspiracy (Complete Tune Package)
Behind every great ride there is a secret society of details working together. The Grand Conspiracy is our complete service package that brings Yeti’s Bite edge tuning, UFO Glide waxing, and Flat Earth…Bases repair under one unified plan.
Like the symbols on a hidden map or the careful geometry of secret orders, every step is precise. Bases are restored until they are as flat and flawless as a coded tablet. Wax is infused with infrared heat so deeply it feels like it was placed there by forces unknown.
The truth is out there, and if you look closely, you will see it in the perfectly carved lines left behind on the snow. (All Services include the IR Wax)
